Ass according to sign

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have


stitchlock:

if you ever worry that you’re weird, or taking it a bit far as a fangirl, remember that people in ancient Rome used to buy vials of their favorite gladiator’s sweat to wear as perfume. so like. at least its not a new thing.

















thyme4planb
kEGELS I SCRE AM LAUGEHD

jncera:

BUT IMAGINE

"Cain what are you doing."

"Kegels."

"What?"

"Ask Bruce."

*later that night*

"Father, may I ask you a question?"

*grunt*

"What are kegels? Cain was doing them but it looked like she wasn’t doing anything at all. I suspect she’s making things up and just—…Father?"

And that’s how the Dark Knight nearly choked to death on his own spit.

Lord Almighty give me STRENGTH i am WHEEZINg jeSUS